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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng....Optimization hinders evolution....He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead....If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewrite...Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of ...Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME....Don't steal. The government hates competition....A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input int...Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but...Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to...BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social di...Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow....Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though....The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his h...I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to...Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, i...You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is ...COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key....One thing you can't recycle is wasted time....Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted....That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really me...The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out......The most important thing a father can do for his children is...A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the...Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye....Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start prayi...If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a worksta...All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy ...Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well....There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the th...Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written....Necessity is the mother of invention....Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad....Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intellige...Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk...Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the...Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me ...Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it....Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new add...Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and s...The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software m...Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for...WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue....Winners never quit and quitters never win....There are no shortcuts to any place worth going....Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can....Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is bette...Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)...Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO...Choose your friends by their character and your socks by the...Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium....We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but...Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand....The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth i...The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wond...Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed ...To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas...If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing....Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourist...No one is listening until you make a mistake....The world is so fast that there are days when the person who...Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be ad...Great minds think alike....Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers ...Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of yo...Smash forehead on keyboard to continue....When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my fr...Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex me...The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he i...Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector....What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator....If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were...Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by wha...Hit any user to continue....An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and ...God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers...Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet....LSD melts your mind, not in your hand....Silence is one great art of conversation....A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it....Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view....Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename'...CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN...Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a win...General Failure's Fault. Not Yours....Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead....A poet is someone who is astonished by everything....Reality can be beaten with enough imagination....To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above ...Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS......Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green...Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your in...Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue......Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE...Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered....The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back....Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang...Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluc...Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heart...Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to b...Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real program...Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times....