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All Quotes By Billy Madison.

Juanita Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's ...
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. C...
Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so ...
Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior...
Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today....
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who...
Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Principal Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the m...