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All Quotes By Dave Barry.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by d...
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have ha...
Most married couples, even though they love each other very ...
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken t...
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the ca...
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give y...
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and sav...
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States...
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. Pe...
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling t...
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announ...
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature....
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles ...
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where...
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is televis...
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweig...
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with yo...