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All Quotes By Erma Bombeck.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope ...
There are people who put their dreams in a little box and sa...
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it....
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured ...
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste...
When humor goes, there goes civilization....
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be ...
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food....
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be ...
We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. ...
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect...
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killi...
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller...
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died....
... it's simply wrong to always order kids to stop that figh...
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should ...