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All Quotes By Fran Lebowitz.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for b...
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep....
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceed...
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebr...
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confect...
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of you...
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the b...
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the ...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children...
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying....
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely...
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my ...
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about thi...
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has b...
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a swe...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lo...
Food is an important part of a balanced diet....
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebr...
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture u...
My favorite animal is steak....
Special-interest publications should realize that if they ar...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality....
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try....
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of tal...
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable....